Your boobs. They scare me

-Rozana Alia

You cannot be a ninja. Your boobs will get in the way.

SocialInterview.com asked me "If Shannon Goh was a Disney character, who would he/she be?"

I answered ''there isnt any busty disney character ... so i dun know . ''

Courtesy of Tong Allen

So I was watching something really heart wrenching.
I imitated the whole Seppuku act.

Yew Eng: Won't work on you because your boobs are in the way.

Mike comes near me to hug me sideways

Mike: I wanted to ask you a question but I saw down your shirt and lost my train of thoughts.

At KPD E Level 1

Tinesh: Did you know Mariah Carey had big boobs when she was 9?

Roe: Ni Mariah Carey *while pointing at me*

Mike: I think this picture brings out the best features of Shannon's face.

P.S: Mike ALSO happen to have taken that pic.

While watching 2012 with college mates yesterday.

There was a scene where a huge ass airplane came into view and everyone was marvelling at it's majestic massiveness. The Russian character went on to say; "It's Russian"

At which point, Eka turned to me and asked ' Are your boobs Russian?'

What object would Shannon Goh get stopped for at security in an airport?
(suspect of having) saline bags.

Tatsuki Abe commented in answer to Friends Exposed on FB.

Me: I love the All Blacks doing the Haka. But I just cannot do it properly.
(to further get the joke,pls watch the Haka )
Tinesh: You can't even do the first line. It's like playing the tabla.

RT @joshlim: I Have Never Used ... tissue to stuff my bra.

To which I got a reply

mizzshelyn: You know u dont need to! @shannzilla RT @joshlim: I Have Never Used ... tissue to stuff my bra.

via Twitter.

Shannon, you are like 10% brains and 90% boobs!

-Datin jehan Omar

dude that seriously is a weapon of mass destruction/distraction sial- Tinesh Warren.

Commented thru Facebook on a picture that was posted.